These are the voyages of the USS Lardwatch. Its life-long mission: to ignore strange new beers; to cast out new cakes and new confections; to boldly go where no greedy pig has gone before… ta dah, dah dah dah da daaaaahhhh…..
You may have noticed that it has been an incredible two and a half months since I last posted anything about my weight watching. This, dear readers, in due to many factors – but mainly ’cos I have taken my eye well and truly off the ball. I am currently 12 stone four pounds and try as I might, I never quite manage to get south of 12 stone. Well, after discussions with Lieutenant Uhura (Mrs K) I have decided to resurrect Lardwatch as a regular feature and with it, proper weight watching.
So, less Jim Kirk and more gym work. Kirkendall out.