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01/03/10

Lardwatch #42 (what’s the excuse, THIS time?)

Cartton of Jordan saying to Steve Kirkendall "What?!? You didn’t pay for yours?

OK, OK, in the last Lardwatch, I promised you news next week. And that week became 21 days instead of seven, the longest week I bet you and I have ever had.

So, what’s occurring?

Nothing, that’s what.

Truth is, I have been stuck at 12 stone four pounds for all that time and I can’t shift it. Admittedly, I havn’t been on a strict diet, but I’m not sticking it down my neck either. I have started eating salads at lunchtime and have also started swimming regularly ’cos I can’t get out on my bike due to the bad weather and my school run commitments. However, the bad weather won’t last forever and I hope to be back on my bike soon – I need to because my boobs are becoming bigger than Jordans.

Fingers crossed that by next week, it’ll be weight loss, instead of dead loss.

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