It is with regret that I have to announce the following news. After a long illness and following three operations by Dr. Repairman, our washing machine passed away last night.
There will be a short service next Tuesday for close friends and family, after which the body will be interred from the top of Anglia Square multi-storey car park unto the ground below. The remains will then go to Kenninghall recycling depot.
No flowers please, but donations to the ‘unexpected debt’ fund launched in association with John Lewis white goods would be appreciated.